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Review · Roommate pursuit · 5 episodes

My Roommates are Thirsty! review: the new roommate is the target

Verdict not scored yet scored once we rate its explicitness

Mona and DarkAngel get a new housemate and waste no time letting him know they want him. Candy's synopsis could hardly be shorter, but the idea is plain: five episodes, two free at the start, then 36 tokens.

Quick facts

Episode count5
Free episodesEpisodes 1 and 2
Locked (paid) episodes3, at 12 tokens each
Tokens to the finale36
Cost of the full runabout $1.44 on the yearly plan, $3.24 on the quarterly one, $5.04 on the monthly one
Explicitness levelNot rated yet
Lead performerNone, a Candy original
Tags on CandyNympho

A one-line premise

Candy’s official description runs to a single sentence: Mona and DarkAngel, who share a place, go after the housemate who has just moved in, and they do not hold back. That is the entire plot on offer: there is no backstory, nothing stands in anyone’s way, and the apartment suggested by the title is the whole backdrop.

It would be dishonest to dress this up as more of a story than it is. The series hangs on one spirited idea, with the women as the pursuers, and leaves everything else for the episodes to sort out.

Three things in its favor

  • Two chasers, one target. Most Candy five-parters revolve around a single couple. Here two roommates want the same newcomer, which shifts the dynamic and may set them against each other a little.
  • The women take the initiative. In a one-line synopsis, the word “aggressively” does heavy lifting: the new arrival is the one being chased, not the one chasing.
  • Two named leads. Naming both Mona and DarkAngel raises the hope of two different personalities, not a matching set of roommates.

On the downside, the synopsis mentions no conflict and gives no motive beyond attraction. If you want a setup that builds toward a payoff, this is the wrong place to look.

What the free episodes show, plus price and rating

Whether the roommates’ energy works for you is exactly what episodes 1 and 2 are for, and they cost nothing. Past that point, each remaining episode is locked at 12 tokens, so completing the series costs 36 tokens. In dollar terms that ranges from about $1.44 (yearly Candy plan) through $3.24 (quarterly plan) to $5.04 (monthly billing). It still awaits an explicitness score from us, and the lone tag Candy applies, Nympho, matches the title.

Who it will please

Viewers who want something breezy, light on backstory and led by two women will get the most from it, especially if the family taboo crowding so much of the catalogue has worn thin for them. Anyone who rates a series by its story should skip it: there is almost nothing in the synopsis, so your tokens would mostly pay for the concept.

Other Nympho series to consider

The Nympho tag also covers His Girlfriend’s Best Friend’s Sex Den, which, like this one, costs 36 tokens and has not been rated yet, and Under Holly’s Command, which pairs it with Milf and holds a 3 out of 5 rating. Anyone wanting a performer series built on the same idea can try Student Bodies, which also wears the Nympho tag, though finishing it takes 90 tokens, so look over our breakdown of costs first.

The takeaway

It’s a fun idea sold at the lowest price a full Candy series can have, yet no premise in the catalogue is thinner. Start by sampling the two free episodes. If the duo wins you over, spending 36 tokens on the rest is easy to justify; if not, don’t expect the locked episodes to hide a plot that would change your mind.

My Roommates are Thirsty!: what people ask

What's My Roommates are Thirsty! about?

Mona and DarkAngel share an apartment, and when a new guy moves in, they go after him with no subtlety at all. Candy’s synopsis stops there; that is the whole plot.

How many episodes are there, and can any be watched free?

Five, with the opening two free to watch. After those, every episode carries a 12-token unlock price.

How many tokens will finishing My Roommates are Thirsty! cost?

It costs 36 tokens to reach the end. In dollars, the figure depends on the plan you hold: $5.04 or so on the monthly plan, $3.24 when billed quarterly, $1.44 when billed yearly. Our page comparing costs covers all the plans in one place.

Just how explicit is My Roommates are Thirsty!?

There is no answer from us yet, since the series still lacks a rating on our explicitness scale. Its one Candy tag is Nympho. Every Candy AI Shorts series, this one included, is for adults 18 and older only.